Best of the Web

OpinionJournal.com's Best of the Web by James Taranto is one of my favorite things to check out each day. Submitted for you review today, two beauties:

Dem Agenda: Draft Gays
Some members of the new Democratic majority are laboring hard to live up to the stereotype of their party as unserious about national security.

The World's Smallest Violin
"A 59-year-old Guantanamo Bay detainee has refused to have a required heart procedure at the U.S. military base in Cuba, one of his attorneys said Sunday..."

The poor terrorist has to get a lawyer to keep those monsters at Guantanamo from performing life-saving surgery on him. You see why people keep comparing Guantanamo to Nazi Germany. The parallels are eerie.