Saw this classified ad on the back page of the local alternative weekly newspaper:
Abortion $180 w/AnesthesiaNot only are they advertising on a price basis, which is not exactly the way I'd be wanting to pick a place to do what's supposed to be a medical procedure, but they offer cosmetic surgery. I'm sure they perform those procedures at a bargain basement price too. How convenient. Come in for the abortion and stay for the tummy tuck.
Cosmetic surgery procedures also avail 305-xxx-xxxx
Perhaps I should be relieved that the type of person that would respond to this ad is not reproducing and passing their genes down to another generation. Natural selection at work.