Argentine Come Mierda Diego Maradona Wants Chavez Tattoo On His Ass

Proof positive that drugs make you really stupid, it is reported that coke head Maradona wants to add a tattoo of El Burro Chavez on his hairy ass to join the tattoos he has of El Che and Fifo. He can't get a regular tattoo like most normal people, he has to get them of pinko tyrant murdering dictators. He should add Mao, Lenin, and Stalin to his ass too. And in the end he should put a tattoo of a penis on his head cause that what this drug addict is in the end....a big prick!

The report states:

"I'd like to get some sort of Chavez tattoo, really," Maradona told reporters on Wednesday ahead of a celebrity indoor soccer match. Maradona has a tattoo of Argentine-born revolutionary Ernesto "Che" Guevara on his right shoulder and another of Cuban leader Fidel Castro on his left leg. Maradona, considered by many the best soccer player of all time, lived several years in Cuba while recovering from drug addiction. There he made friends with Castro, who is a close ally of Chavez.